1. Poutine pizza

For the uninitiated, poutine is a Quebecois specialty featuring fries, cheese curds and gravy.
Imagine what this mess looks like at 1am after it has been put on a pizza crust and has been sweating under under a heat lamp for an indeterminable period.
2. Hockey skates and sticks on the Metro.
This guy (minus the stripes, add plaid)…
In this venue…

3. A politician admits to snorting coke while in office and is elected leader of a provincial political party.

This coke business is came out a while ago, but in more current news there’s an election March 26. The PQ has solidly defeated the Liberals in the Mt. Royal riding the past two elections, although La Presse is suggesting it’s currently a three-way race.
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