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Only in Montreal, #3

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

I live on the French side of town in Montreal and I don’t speak any French. Part of the fun of being a linguistic minority in my neighbourhood is witnessing the activities that unfold at my local gym. Besides the local color, there is usually ridiculous music playing over the speakers - techno from the early 90s, french pop music, ambient tv ad tunes, etc - but yesterday was the best: French folk music! It was the type of folk music you’d hear in a wooden shack of a pub in the deep woods or down by the docks. Lovely stuff that has its time and place, but it was a deeply unexpected soundtrack at a gym that hosts more lycra than seen since this beauty’s workout VHS tape.

Only in Montreal…

Jane Fonda

No mobile = today’s ex-communication?

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

As I’ve mentioned before, I have no cell phone.

My lack of cell phone mystifies a lot of people, and for good reason: 1/4 of under-30s now go cell-only. People I’m setting up interviews with can’t understand that I don’t have a mobile number to be reached at and I think this makes them a little suspicious.

Yesterday I was on a plane from Toronto to Montreal and was seated next to Leo, a Hasidic Jew from New York City. He was curious about my favorite movies as “his people don’t watch movies.” As the conversation progressed it somehow came out that I didn’t have a cell phone. He was absolutely shocked, he asked “How do you have fun?” He proceeded to pull out his new top of the line cell phone and BlackBerry Pearl to show off. This man also knew about craiglist.org, which added to my overall surprise about his tech savvy considering the movie ban. The surprise was compounded by the fact that I had been talking with a director at a teleco earlier that day and he hadn’t heard of craigslist which made me think maybe it was a generational thing. Meanwhile, Leo is giving me looks of “what, you think I’m stupid?” when I asked him if he knew about craigslist.

The “1/4 under-30s cell-only ” story talks about party lines. Does anyone reading this even know what a party line is? Not surprisingly (based on my prior post), my family operated on a party line for many years. The rules we had for talking over the party line - don’t talk about the neighbour’s kids, etc - are probably good rules to extend to today’s cell conversations.

Only in Montreal, #2

Monday, April 9th, 2007

The mere suggestion of a defrost - a sunny Saturday and temps rising slightly above zero - brings droves of people to the Plateau to take a leisurely stroll while licking away on ice cream cones! St. Denis is overrun by families of ice cream eaters mixing with shirtless Tam-Tam players practicing up for their summer gig in the park. Funnily enough, the season-inappropriate snackers are balanced out by handfuls of people who stopped into the Caban a Sucre at the Mt. Royal metro stn to get frozen strips of maple syrup wrapped on a stick.

There are always so many decisions when it comes to snacking, but I think the two groups of weekend snackers can be broken down thusly: the maple syrup contingent are the type who embrace winter and the lactose lickers are of the reckless optimist variety. Normally I’d vote for reckless optimism and something chocolate but there’s something oddly appealing about making a mess with maple syrup.

It’s snowing today, AGAIN.

Only in Montreal

Monday, March 12th, 2007

1. Poutine pizza

poutine

For the uninitiated, poutine is a Quebecois specialty featuring fries, cheese curds and gravy.

Imagine what this mess looks like at 1am after it has been put on a pizza crust and has been sweating under under a heat lamp for an indeterminable period.

2. Hockey skates and sticks on the Metro.

This guy (minus the stripes, add plaid)…
In this venue…

3. A politician admits to snorting coke while in office and is elected leader of a provincial political party.

Boisclair

This coke business is came out a while ago, but in more current news there’s an election March 26. The PQ has solidly defeated the Liberals in the Mt. Royal riding the past two elections, although La Presse is suggesting it’s currently a three-way race.

dancing in the night

Monday, February 26th, 2007

                         

This weekend I saw Alvin Ailey’s American Dance Theater at Place des Arts. It was an amazing show and if you’re ever able see one of their shows I recommend it highly. Alvin Ailey was born in Texas in 1931 and when he began creating dance he drew on the ‘blood memories’ of Texas, the blues, spirituals and gospels as inspiration.

There were three acts. The first set was a collaboration with Ailey and Duke Ellington from 1970 and was series of dances reflecting nature scenes where the dancers moved like birds and rivers, and somehow it was all very romantic. The second set was created by the current artistic director Judith Jamison and was a lighter, jazzier set that had a sense of humor and made us laugh out loud. The final set was created by Ailey in the 1960s and has a heavy political weight to it given its historical context. The spiritual and gospel songs were amazing and there was a lot of strong color and fabrics used, elements that had been absent from the first set where neutral leotards and single color backdrops were the order of the day.

Watching the dancers made me acutely aware of my own physical inadequacies, right down the poor posture I was holding while watching the show. Too bad I’m not in NYC or I could stop in for a pilates or beginner dance lessons.

After the show we stopped into a lounge with some sort of experimental jazz to meet up with a birthday crew. After finishing up at the lounge (and a certain someone inspired by the show/the music? performing twirls in the snowflakes at the top of the stairs) we were all hungry and the only open spot we could find at that time was a chain poutine joint. It was a strong close to such a cultured evening. HA

It’s a sign

Sunday, February 25th, 2007

I recently returned from two weeks down south in the sun and the delightful tropical humidity that my skin and hair loves so much (as an aside: I once spent the summer in a place where Ottawa was referred to as ‘down south’. When I busted my co-worker for whistling Christmas carols in July he said it was 11 months of winter and 1 month of hard sledding). It turns out that it’s not just my hair and skin and general well-being that prefers warmer climates, but also my trusty hairdryer. I’ve had this hair dryer for almost nine years! I bought it the summer after I finished high-school and was working at a beauty salon until the fall. Recently Ol’ Blue has been making some nasty screeching noises, but those all disappeared while we were luxuriating in the humid heat. Unfortunately those noises are back with a return to the Deep Freeze. The hangover from my sunburn continues to drag on as my body readjusts to the cold, cold winter. Woman and machine are both rejecting the temps.

The first day back I decided to humidify the apt by boiling a pot of water for 6 hours. I added some cinnamon to the pot to make it smell pretty while it boiled and toiled. Some how though the smell didn’t make its contents obvious to my roommate at at the end of the day he asks if I had been cooking shoe polish.

The benefits of walking

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007

A few weeks ago a classmate and I were trudging home in the cold and the snow when we passed a newly appeared bistro a few blocks from our respective flats. The classmate is also a restaurant critic so we stopped to take a look in the window and the menu intrigued her. Since I had the good fortune to be with her when she spotted the place I received an invite for a review dinner the next week. Dinner was a delightful array of small dishes we watched being cooked while seated at the bar, and Bistro Bienville received Sarah’s highest rating. If you’re interested in reading more about it check out the review here.

Looking for casual dining tips in Montréal? Pick up a copy of Sarah Musgrave’s Resto à Go-Go.

French lesson of the day

Sunday, January 21st, 2007

I was out at one of Montreal’s largest francophone venues last night, and besides a great band, the most entertaining moments of the evening were the spontaneous cheers of “Go Habs Go!” from the crowd.

I may not know enough French to register for even basic lessons at YES, but I do feel I have a handle on local swears.

In French-Speaking Canada, the Sacred Is Also Profane

Quebecers Turn to Church Terms, Rather Than the Sexual or Scatological, to Vent Their Anger

By Doug Struck
Washington Post Foreign Service
Tuesday, December 5, 2006; Page A21

MONTREAL — “Oh, tabernacle!” The man swore in French as a car splashed through a puddle, sending water onto his pants. He could never be quoted in the papers here. It is too profane.

So are other angry oaths that sound innocuous in English: chalice, host, baptism. In French-speaking Quebec, swearing sounds like an inventory being taken at a church.

English-speaking Canadians use profanities that would be well understood in the United States, many of them scatological or sexual terms. But the Quebecois prefer to turn to religion when they are mad. They adopt commonplace Catholic terms — and often creative permutations of them — for swearing.

In doing so, their oaths speak volumes about the history of this French province.

“When you get mad, you look for words that attack what represses you,” said Louise Lamarre, a Montreal cinematographer who must tread lightly around the language, depending on whether her films are in French or English. “In America, you are so Puritan that the swearing is mostly about sex. Here, since we were repressed so long by the church, people use religious terms.”

And the words that are shocking in English — including the slang for intercourse — are so mild in Quebecois French they appear routinely in the media. But not church terms.

“You swear about things that are taboo,” said André Lapierre, a professor of linguistics at the University of Ottawa. In the United States, “it is not appropriate to talk about sex or scatological subjects, so that is what you use in your curse words. The f-word is a perfect example.

“In Canadian French, you have none of the sexual aspects. So what do you replace it with? You replace it with religion. If you are going to use a taboo word, it would be anything related to the cult, to Christ, the Communion wafer, Jesus Christ, vestments, and elements of the altar like tabernacle. There’s quite a few of them.”

Visitors from France are dumbfounded at that use of French, said Lamarre. “But that’s because they got away from domination of the church a long time ago. They cut off the head of the king really early. We didn’t do that.”

The Catholic Church was overwhelmingly dominant in Quebec from early in the province’s history — England’s King George III gave the French Catholic clergy enormous power in 1774, in part to counter the growing American insurgency to the south. In the “Quiet Revolution” of the 1960s, Quebecers rebelled. They “just stopped going to church one Sunday,” as Lamarre put it.

The swearwords have persisted even though church attendance has plummeted in the past 40 years. Because of that drop, “when the young kids on the street are swearing, they don’t even know what they are swearing about,” mused Monsignor Francis Coyle, pastor of St. Patrick’s Basilica in Montreal. “They’re baptized in church, and that’s about it.”

Last spring, the Montreal Archdiocese commissioned an advertising campaign that erected large billboards in the city intended to shock and educate. Each billboard featured a word like “tabernacle” or “chalice” — startling swearwords on the street — and offered the correct dictionary definition for the religious term. Such as: “Tabernacle — small cupboard locked by key in the middle of the altar” containing the sacred goblet.

“The point was to try to get people not to use the terms too glibly,” Coyle said.

The campaign ended, but Lapierre said Quebecers continue to use the words in highly inventive ways — as expletives, interjections, verbs, adverbs and nouns. One could say, for example, “You Christ that guy,” to mean throwing a person violently. “I don’t know any other language that does that so well,” he said.

The French here also modify the oaths into non-words, depending on the level of politeness desired. The word “bapteme” — baptism — is used as a strong oath, but a modification, “bateche,” is milder. The sacramental wafer, a “host” in English and “hostie” in French, can be watered down to just the sound “sst” in polite company. “Tabernacle” can become just “tabar” to avoid too much offense.

The oaths are so ingrained that one cannot converse fluently without them, said Lapierre. “I teach them in my class.”

Interesting job posting

Friday, January 19th, 2007

Posted on the Media Studies listserve…

PEOPLE’S POTATO

Job offer - Full Time Collective member

The People’s Potato, a not-for-profit food service organization is  looking for a full time staff member. The primary activity of the People’s Potato is to serve daily vegan meals to approximately 400 students at  Concordia University. The long-term vision of the project is to provide a healthy and ethical alternative to the corporate domination of the food system.

The People’s Potato is a worker-run consensus-based organization and
applicants must be willing to work within a collective structure. The People’s Potato is a unique working environment in which employees both guide and execute the vision of the organization.***

We recognize the present nonexistence of a level playing field, with
regards to people’s experiences and job qualifications, given the structural injustice that affects those who exist within patriarchal racist capitalism. As a result, we recognize the need to compensate for these inequalities in our hiring policy.

We encourage applicants to describe the unique contributions they, as individuals with diverse experiences, would bring to the People’s Potato, in their cover letter.

The People’s Potato undertakes its hiring procedures upon the basis of employment equity. Indigenous people, people of color, people with disabilities, women, gay men, lesbians, bisexuals, two-spirited people, trans people and working class people are encouraged to apply.

This is not an exhaustive list as we understand that there are many types of barriers to employment. Please indicate in your cover letter if you would like to be considered for employment equity. Please note that we do not require applicants to specify the basis on which they are applying for employment equity.

The individual hired will participate in collective meetings,  kitchen work and other portfolios in both english and french, to be decided following the hiring procedure. Regular driving is also part of this position, both in the city and on the highway.

Requirements include:
   -Self-motivated/self-directed.
-Strong organizational skills.
-Ability to work closely with others.
-An aptitude for applying new skills
-An aptitude to cook (both small and large scale)
-Dedication to or involvement in social justice causes
-Ability to work in English and French
-Valid driver’s license

Assets:
-Knowledge of food politics
-Experience with vegan and/or vegetarian cooking

-Knowledge of consensus-based decision making processes
-Willingness to facilitate meetings
Remuneration: $12.67/hour Hours/Week: 30/35 hours
The deadline for applications is January 26 at 5pm
Applications and cover letters can be sent via fax: (514) 848-7450
(ATT:People’s Potato),
e-mail: peoplespotato@tao.ca or dropped off in person to the People’s Potato office located at 1455 de Maisonneuve W. H-642.  

Only applicants accepted for interviews will be contacted. Position to start the week of February 5th
***For more information about the People’s Potato and to see our constitution, please refer to our website: peoplepotato.resist.ca

Kellner’s Metaphors of Cyberspace

Friday, October 20th, 2006

Douglas Kellner, the Philosophy Chair of Education at UCLA, lectured at McGill this Thursday on the ‘Metaphors of Cyberspace’.

Kellner named four major influences in creating the internet: 1) Military 2) Big Business (IBM, Xerox, Apple) 3) University research 4) Hacker culture.

These groups have necessarily shaped the way we talk about the internet. For example, computing language is filled with militaristic terms such as “erase”, “abort”, “delete”, and “spam”. He observed that metaphors for new objects are pulled from familiar objects, such as the idea of Home, which result in relatable terms like “homepage”, “MySpace”, and “YouTube”, names that put the focus on the personal and immediate surroundings. The Work environment creates language like “desktop”, “mailboxes”, “trash”, “files” etc.

Given my research interests in BlackBerry, I was particularly intrigued by the Nature metaphor, which he argued was used to soften and blur the boundaries between nature and technology, thereby naturalizing it. Companies like Apple and Microsoft (MS fits in here because of the ’soft’, which is natural and sensuous) use the nature metaphor, as do products like BlackBerry and Mac, and terms like ‘virus’, ‘bugs’, ‘mouse’, ’surfing’, and fishing’.

Travel was another metaphor Kellner touched on, claiming the term ‘information superhighway’ was particularly problematic for Bill Gates because a highway implied a FREEway, and so, Microsoft made a move toward a different language that didn’t create an expectation of a free lunch.

And this is why metaphors matters…

Language enables what one can conceptualize. The metaphors you use limit and enable certain discourses. Kellner cited Stuart Hall who said “a metaphor is a serious thing, it informs one’s practice”, and Derrida who said “a metaphor is never innocent.” The tremendous influence metaphors can wield in public and private discussion is why it’s necessary to get out ahead of the trend and define your own terms.. There are plenty of people/companies/ideologues that have a vested interest in defining a dialogue in a certain manner and once a certain way of talking about an object has been established it’s very difficult to break the mould and view it from outside that frame of reference. The Democrats face this problem, in that they’ve been reduced (in many instances) to being a reactionary party, rather than a party that defines the issues they want to pursue.

One of the most interesting comments was a brief aside toward the end of the lecture when Kellner noted that modernity was characterized by the big businesses and infrastructure of the industrial age which have masculine overtones, and that postmodernity (if that’s what we’re still in) is characterized by smaller and more personal infrastructure of the information age which is more feminized (big frames vs. sleek laptops). Postmodernity as feminine.

After Kellner’s lecture I checked back in on a blog I keep track of and in Sept the writer had referenced a lecturer at the Industrial Designers Society of America who said the future of computing needs will be facilitated by more intuitive and human interfaces.  The same lecturer was also encouraging designers to become more “sensually sensitive” and to reconcile the design of digital interfaces with basic human cognition and intuition. Intuition, sensual, sensitive, reconciliation… is it possible the future of cyberspace is female gendered?

 

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